Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk  up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and  wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers  agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm  half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice  while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and  down and hugging each of the dealers.
"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she  picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare  at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"  The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the  dice!"
Two dealers and a blond
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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